So I asked to play some pool last time and got nada, and you know, Barron had a really good idea. Sporting events! Because that's what every prison/barge/Good Ship What the Hell needs, right? We've got a huge spool. I mean, that thing was made for swimming competitions. We can set up chairs and stuff too! And there would be no weapons allowed. That would be cheating. Heckling, however, is a time honored sport all its own, and will be necessary for at least two thirds of the competition.

We could also have a pool league. Which is why I started with pool, the other kind of pool, not the wet-pool, are we all on the same page? Awesome.

So, wow. A lot of people have been going. I mean, it's kind of awesome, don't get me wrong, seeing that this whole system actually works - it's really relieving to know that despite some crap, it's actually worth it. I mean, I think it is, anyway. It seems like it is. I wonder if I can fit my whole foot in my mouth. But I guess this means we should be looking at an influx of new people soon, right? I mean, it's pretty regular, isn't it?

[Private to Barron]

How's that book club coming?

[Private to Snape]

For the record, I usually sing in empty rooms. Into paintbrushes. Where no one can hear me.

[Private to Heero]

[Lol trying not to grin.] How about that flood, huh?